Lot1, Lot2, Lot3 ......
09/12/09 10:04
Thanks to Guy Leven-Torres for this piece!
SO wot am I bid fer da following?
Nice pice of kit I can tell yer-real kosher!
Lot no One-Numero Uno! The old lady's family Jewels at rock bottom- Wot am I bid? Thirty sovs by Mr Barosso and a bit-ooh yew naught boy you psst see me later dearie!?
Oh Mr Berlusconi! Nice ta see da family togever like! Givs us a kiss! Waassat? a bid of firty five sovs wiv de old lady an de Palatine of Lancaster thrown in! Oh c'mon Bruvver, wot do yer take me fer? Anywise we sold da Palatines ta Don bruvver Tony last week at a real knock down prices I can tell yer! Now we must move on like!
Lot nummer 1 wiv numers 2 and 3 da old lady an de family coporation thrown in! How much am I bid!?
36 sovs? 36.50 sovs? C'mon gents... I gotta liv ya know! Can I hear 40 sovs?
Look I'm feelin generus today like! I'll make a once in a lifetime offer non of yer can refuse!
40 sovs wiv de old lady an her crew thrown in ...plus of course a mutual beneficial bung thrown in eh- Gawd almiity -it makes my heart bleed to sell at such a giv away!
Mr Berslusconi- wots that? 37 sovs an' EU Commisisoner post?
Ah fings er happening!
Mr Sarkozy offers 40 sovs wiv Ashton's job!
Mr Barosso- wassat 41 sovs wiv........Hold on Frau Merkel offers 70 sovs wiv 700 tanks?
Cmon now ladies and gentlemen.....I gotta live yer know!
LOT 1
LOT 2
LOT 3
SO wot am I bid fer da following?
Nice pice of kit I can tell yer-real kosher!
Lot no One-Numero Uno! The old lady's family Jewels at rock bottom- Wot am I bid? Thirty sovs by Mr Barosso and a bit-ooh yew naught boy you psst see me later dearie!?
Oh Mr Berlusconi! Nice ta see da family togever like! Givs us a kiss! Waassat? a bid of firty five sovs wiv de old lady an de Palatine of Lancaster thrown in! Oh c'mon Bruvver, wot do yer take me fer? Anywise we sold da Palatines ta Don bruvver Tony last week at a real knock down prices I can tell yer! Now we must move on like!
Lot nummer 1 wiv numers 2 and 3 da old lady an de family coporation thrown in! How much am I bid!?
36 sovs? 36.50 sovs? C'mon gents... I gotta liv ya know! Can I hear 40 sovs?
Look I'm feelin generus today like! I'll make a once in a lifetime offer non of yer can refuse!
40 sovs wiv de old lady an her crew thrown in ...plus of course a mutual beneficial bung thrown in eh- Gawd almiity -it makes my heart bleed to sell at such a giv away!
Mr Berslusconi- wots that? 37 sovs an' EU Commisisoner post?
Ah fings er happening!
Mr Sarkozy offers 40 sovs wiv Ashton's job!
Mr Barosso- wassat 41 sovs wiv........Hold on Frau Merkel offers 70 sovs wiv 700 tanks?
Cmon now ladies and gentlemen.....I gotta live yer know!
LOT 1
LOT 2
LOT 3